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  • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

    Stranger: hi
    You: hi...
    Stranger: how are you doing?
    You: i'm watching you
    You: and i fell happy
    You: becose i can fly
    Stranger: ah you have superpowers
    You: maybe is due to my new stamp
    Stranger: you collect stamps?
    You: only special stamps
    Stranger: what makes a stamp special?
    You: if you lick it you can see flying elephant
    You: a friend of mine have tons of those stamp
    Stranger: wow thats interesting
    You: do you want a PROMO stampo ?
    You: *stamp
    Stranger: no thanks.
    Stranger: im not really into it
    You: wait a moment.... police is knocking at my door
    Stranger: oh ok
    You: if i die tonight
    You: remember:
    You: the stamps are in th......
    You: SHIT THEY ARE BREAKING THE DOOR
    You: bye




    ignoreate gli errori
    Ultima modifica di Chip0478; 08-05-2009, 12:35.
    Son capaci tutti di andare forte sul dritto....
    Ma è quando arrivano le curve che si vede la differenza


    Karting is a lifestyle

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    • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

      You: ciao t----a
      Stranger: hello
      You: asl
      Stranger: 24 m usa
      Stranger: you?
      You: FAIL
      You: 32cm male terronia
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.


      io investo in b.o.t. , bar ostarie troie ( epic cit. )
      il sottosterzo è quando vedi l'albero sul quale stai per andare a sbattere.
      quando l'albero non lo vedi, ma riesci solo a sentirlo, si chiama sovrasterzo.
      da Walter Röhrl
      Il pompino è l'unica cosa che anche se fatta col culo va bene lo stesso .

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      • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

        Devo provare...Il vasco se la diverte tanto!
        La mia Corsa sarà anche 3 cilindri, ma sentirla sgommare pure di 3a, sentirla avvicinare da centinaia di metri, sapere che è mia e lo resterà finchè morrà, sono emozioni che nessuna cosa mi ha mai regalato...
        Escluso l'amore mio ovvio! TI AMO VITA MIA!!!

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        • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

          Originariamente inviato da IlVascoConLaGT Visualizza il messaggio
          You: ciao t----a
          Stranger: hello
          You: asl
          Stranger: 24 m usa
          Stranger: you?
          You: FAIL
          You: 32cm male terronia
          Your conversational partner has disconnected.



          Mamma mia, a momenti cadevo dalla sedia Italians do it better

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          • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

            Connecting to server...
            Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
            You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
            You: hello
            Stranger: hi
            You: asl?
            Stranger: 20 m
            You: from?
            Stranger: greece
            Stranger: u?
            You: 18 italy
            You: f
            Stranger: good
            Stranger: what are you looking for in here?
            You: just to find italian guys (and not only) to have fun
            You: and you?
            Stranger: fun
            You: do you like italy?
            Stranger: yes
            Stranger: i think italian girls are beautiful
            You: oooh...
            You:
            You: how we say in italy: "un altro morto de mussa"
            You: are you nice?
            Stranger: yes
            Stranger: but what is mean "un altro morto de mussa"
            You: is like to say "another person which love italyX"
            You: XD
            Stranger: ah ok
            Stranger: so
            Stranger: do you have any pics?
            You: yes
            You: do you wanna give me your msn contact?
            Stranger: ok
            Stranger: spy_derr@hotmail.com
            You: mine is "fatty_nasega@hotmail.it"

            stà ancora aspettando la foto secondo me...
            Prese il calice, lo alzò, rese grazie, bevve e disse: "Ah! Ma è Ronco!"

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            • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

              Originariamente inviato da general_belch Visualizza il messaggio
              Connecting to server...
              Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
              You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
              You: hello
              Stranger: hi
              You: asl?
              Stranger: 20 m
              You: from?
              Stranger: greece
              Stranger: u?
              You: 18 italy
              You: f
              Stranger: good
              Stranger: what are you looking for in here?
              You: just to find italian guys (and not only) to have fun
              You: and you?
              Stranger: fun
              You: do you like italy?
              Stranger: yes
              Stranger: i think italian girls are beautiful
              You: oooh...
              You:
              You: how we say in italy: "un altro morto de mussa"
              You: are you nice?
              Stranger: yes
              Stranger: but what is mean "un altro morto de mussa"
              You: is like to say "another person which love italyX"
              You: XD
              Stranger: ah ok
              Stranger: so
              Stranger: do you have any pics?
              You: yes
              You: do you wanna give me your msn contact?
              Stranger: ok
              Stranger: spy_derr@hotmail.com
              You: mine is "fatty_nasega@hotmail.it"

              stà ancora aspettando la foto secondo me...
              ho sputato l'altro polmone adesso morto


              Stranger: lol
              Stranger: 20 m usa
              You: e stica
              You: 99female russia
              Your conversational partner has disconnected.
              io investo in b.o.t. , bar ostarie troie ( epic cit. )
              il sottosterzo è quando vedi l'albero sul quale stai per andare a sbattere.
              quando l'albero non lo vedi, ma riesci solo a sentirlo, si chiama sovrasterzo.
              da Walter Röhrl
              Il pompino è l'unica cosa che anche se fatta col culo va bene lo stesso .

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              • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

                Connecting to server...
                You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                Stranger: im so sad, i was talking to a nice swedish girl who liked futbol- and then my internet died
                You: i'm a swedish girl
                Stranger: haha
                Stranger: do you like futbol?
                You: soso
                Stranger: haha
                Stranger: age?
                You: 17
                Stranger: damn
                Stranger: close
                Stranger: she was 18
                Stranger: and she loved Zlatan
                You: where are you from?
                Stranger: ny
                Stranger: what part of sweden r u from?
                You: stockholm
                Stranger: very cool
                Stranger: how are things?
                You: shit my boyfriends
                Stranger: ?
                You: they are going to kill each other
                Stranger: y
                Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                Son capaci tutti di andare forte sul dritto....
                Ma è quando arrivano le curve che si vede la differenza


                Karting is a lifestyle

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                • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

                  io non ho detto nietne




                  Connecting to server...
                  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
                  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                  Stranger: hi
                  You: hi
                  Stranger: i'm looking to talk to someone who understand irony
                  Stranger: cause the last person i spoke to was stupid
                  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
                  Son capaci tutti di andare forte sul dritto....
                  Ma è quando arrivano le curve che si vede la differenza


                  Karting is a lifestyle

                  Commenta


                  • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

                    Originariamente inviato da IlVascoConLaGT Visualizza il messaggio
                    onnecting to server...
                    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
                    You: ciao
                    Stranger: ciao
                    You: where are you from?
                    Stranger: Holland and u
                    Stranger: Italy?
                    You: yes
                    You: your name?
                    Stranger: jean
                    You: you boy?
                    Stranger: yes
                    You: mmhh
                    Stranger: why
                    You: i like holland boys
                    Stranger: are you m/f
                    You: do you like italian girls?
                    Stranger: yes
                    You: i'm woman
                    Stranger: okay
                    Stranger: how old are you
                    You: my name is maurizia
                    Stranger: that's a nice name
                    You: many years ago i was maurizio
                    You: i'm 27 years
                    You: you?
                    Stranger: what's your age then
                    Stranger: 21
                    You: you have msn?
                    Stranger: Why you have change
                    You: with came?
                    You: what?
                    Stranger: no srry
                    Stranger: you said you was a boy and nog you are a girl
                    You: ???
                    You: i was live in maurizio years ago
                    You: now i live in milan
                    You: do you know maurizio?
                    Stranger: so then I'm right
                    Stranger: I don't know maurizio
                    You: no???????
                    You: is near to milan
                    Stranger: I never been in milan before
                    You: is famous
                    You: do you work?
                    Stranger: yes
                    You: what?
                    Stranger: Accountancy
                    You: wow
                    Stranger: you know what that mean
                    You: yes
                    You: why?
                    Stranger: someone said that here before and didnt know what it was
                    Stranger: you ever been in holland before?
                    You: in italy we said ragioniere
                    You: or culattone
                    Stranger: ok
                    You: in italy you are culattone
                    You: i like holland
                    You: this summer maybe i'll go
                    Stranger: why do you like holland so much
                    You: for amsterdam
                    Stranger: partys drugs and friends
                    You: do you know lord weather?
                    You: yes
                    Stranger: ? no
                    You: he is famous in holland
                    Stranger: I don't know him
                    You: do you like maria?
                    You: marijuana
                    Stranger: not much
                    Stranger: I did like it few years ago
                    You: do you like buy it?
                    Stranger: no I don't use it anymore
                    You: i was arrest some years ago for maria
                    Stranger: do you have a picture of you
                    You: ...
                    You: yes
                    You: on msn
                    You: i'm blonde
                    You: iris blonde
                    Stranger: I like blonde
                    You: you are crazy for iris blonde?
                    Stranger: yes
                    You: good
                    Stranger: but i like brunette too
                    You: nooo
                    Stranger: ?
                    You: you like brunette..
                    You: do you like pugnette?
                    Stranger: yes but blonde is beautifuller
                    Stranger: Pugnetta?
                    Stranger: whats that
                    You: pugnetta?
                    You: pugnetta is good
                    Stranger: pugnette?
                    You: but after many pugnette
                    You: you can't see...
                    Stranger: ok
                    You: you don't have msn?
                    Stranger: I have
                    You: i can add you later?
                    You: you are nice
                    You: XD
                    Stranger: dirtyharryedit4@hotmail.com
                    Stranger: What's yours
                    Stranger: thank you are nice too
                    You: sorry but now i must go out
                    You: srry
                    You: i add you later
                    You: ok?
                    Stranger: okay
                    You: bye
                    Stranger: see you around
                    Stranger: Laters
                    You: PUGNETTA!
                    ok.
                    devastato dalle risate.


                    Perchè anche la micra nel suo piccolo s'incazza!
                    Lo sapevate che se dite "Ho montato due Sub in macchina" potreste esserepresi per maniaci sessuali e, per di più, dai gusti discutibili? Sapevatelo!

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                    • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

                      You: hi
                      Stranger: hii
                      You: where do you are typing from?
                      Stranger: i am typing
                      Stranger: from my keyborad

                      Dopo questa me ne vado...
                      La mia Corsa sarà anche 3 cilindri, ma sentirla sgommare pure di 3a, sentirla avvicinare da centinaia di metri, sapere che è mia e lo resterà finchè morrà, sono emozioni che nessuna cosa mi ha mai regalato...
                      Escluso l'amore mio ovvio! TI AMO VITA MIA!!!

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