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  • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

    Originariamente inviato da Mastergioca Visualizza il messaggio
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    You: where do you are typing from?
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    Stranger: from my keyborad

    Dopo questa me ne vado...
    Originariamente inviato da Chip0478 Visualizza il messaggio
    io non ho detto nietne




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    basta me ne vado con queste
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    • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! "caxxate senza confini!!!"

      aahahahahaha.... sto morendo
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      • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

        You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
        Stranger: selam
        You: what?

        CHE SUCCESSONE!!!

        La mia Corsa sarà anche 3 cilindri, ma sentirla sgommare pure di 3a, sentirla avvicinare da centinaia di metri, sapere che è mia e lo resterà finchè morrà, sono emozioni che nessuna cosa mi ha mai regalato...
        Escluso l'amore mio ovvio! TI AMO VITA MIA!!!

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        • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

          Raga questa è veramente cattiva, stò qua o ha fatto finta o ci credeva davvero... madonna... poi ho staccato perchè mi rompevo

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          You: asl?
          Stranger: 23 m
          Stranger: france
          Stranger: and you?
          You: 19 female italy
          You: i love france
          You: it's wonderfoul
          Stranger: me too and I never went to italy
          Stranger: well, I crossed the frontier while hiking across the alps
          Stranger:
          You: good
          Stranger: what did you do today?
          You: well
          You: i went out with my friend
          Stranger: a cute boy?
          You: no, a cute girl
          You: srsly
          You: and have shopping
          Stranger: it's fine for me.
          Stranger: you often go shopping?
          You: well, only when i have the time
          You: more or less all the day, with my friends
          You:
          Stranger: do you work to have money? 8D
          You: no, my father give me money to keep me
          You: i'm still studying
          Stranger: that's fair
          You: yeah
          Stranger: what are you studying?
          You: i'm finishing high school
          You: than i think i'll do languages
          You: and you?
          You: do you study or work?
          Stranger: I'm working to finish my studies
          Stranger: I'm doing an internship
          You: what do you study?
          Stranger: it's not very hard, but I have to work faster
          Stranger: I study electronics
          You: uh
          You: it's hard
          You: i don't understand all that stuff
          You: too difficult for me :P
          Stranger: well, after 5 years, I still don't understand all these things
          You: hihi
          You: have you ever had an homo adventure?
          Stranger: never.
          Stranger: and is it your first one?
          You: well...
          You: sincerly, no
          You: would you like to try to have one?
          Stranger: I'm not tempted
          You: it's not bad
          Stranger: I like the female tenderness
          You: aaah
          You: oh
          You: i see
          You: well, i have a friend that has female tenderness
          You: he is a boy
          You: but it's like to talk to a female
          You: he's so stupid
          Stranger: lol
          Stranger: what criterias do you use to judge someone stupid ?
          You: he think that i'm doing wrong having sex with other girls
          Stranger: well. I think he's wrong. we all do what we want with our sexes
          You: yes
          Stranger: [well. we only have one per person ]
          You: even if we have sex with more person on the same time
          Stranger: that's a question?
          You: yes
          You: i forgot quest mark
          Stranger: well, group sex is an experience
          Stranger: I never had
          You: well
          You: believe me
          You: it's strange
          You: and on the first time
          You: looks strange
          You: but after some times
          You: it's funnier
          Stranger: you did it several times how lucky you are
          You: well
          Stranger: with girls only?
          You: only 4 times
          You: but it's awesome
          Stranger:
          Stranger: you're definitely homo sexual?
          You: no, i had sex also with boys
          You: but actually i don't know
          You: i'm not sure
          Stranger: today you're with a girl, you'll see if your next partner is a boy or a girl
          You: mmh... well
          You: i suppose i'll be with the same girl
          You: until she left me alone
          You: than
          Stranger: love's beautiful
          Stranger: :$
          You: well
          You: it's beautifoul until your partner left you
          Stranger: right
          Stranger: I hope she won't
          Stranger: perhaps you will left her :s
          Stranger: leave her*
          You: WELL
          You: i'm not so bitch...
          Stranger: "c'est tout à ton honneur"
          Stranger: that means that you're a great person
          You: i supposed XD
          Stranger:
          You: it's all in my honor, right?
          Stranger: that sounds like a good translation
          You: good
          Stranger: but I don't know if the expression exists in english
          You: XD
          Stranger: well you understood
          You: i give to the sentence an italian grammar
          Stranger: which resembles to the french grammar
          You: more or les...
          You: *less...
          You: the languages which come from latin are similar
          Stranger: like spanish & portuguese
          Stranger: so you're a loyal girl
          You: yes
          You: i do with my partner all my sexual experience
          Stranger: she is the one who teached you all these great experiences?
          You: yes
          You: she is older than me
          Stranger: well, she must have lots of experiences too
          Stranger: how old is sheN
          Stranger: ?
          You: 21
          Stranger: that's not a real aged gap
          You: not much older
          Stranger:
          You: well
          You: we're talking since long time
          You: but
          You: what's your name?
          Stranger: Henri
          Stranger: and you?
          You: monica
          Stranger: nice to know you Monica
          Stranger:
          You: me too
          Stranger: tell me one more thing
          Stranger: how long do you know her ?
          You: i knew her 3 years ago
          You: but since 5 months ago we were only friends
          Stranger: and in 5 months, she teached you all these experiences
          You: well
          You: not everything
          Stranger: it had been intense?
          You: she gave me some suggestions
          You: yes
          You: wth
          You: my mother is telling me to go to bad
          You: ufff
          Stranger: what about loyalty when you have sex with others?
          Stranger:
          Stranger: give me an email if you want to
          You: oki
          Stranger:
          Stranger: I hope you will have sweet dreams
          You: sunnymonny_89@hotmail.it
          You: too to you
          You: see yaa
          Prese il calice, lo alzò, rese grazie, bevve e disse: "Ah! Ma è Ronco!"

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          • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

            voi non state bene ...
            Su questo forum ho scoperto che anche un uomo può soffrire di crisi premestruale

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            • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

              Originariamente inviato da Kei-Kun Visualizza il messaggio
              voi non state bene ...
              buahahaha...
              Capita a gente come me con una simulazione di esame e anzicchè studiare mi metto qua a scrivere stè caXXate

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              Stranger: 46 f germany
              You: i love germany!
              Stranger: lol
              You: really!
              You: Wir müssen die Juden ausrotten!!!
              Prese il calice, lo alzò, rese grazie, bevve e disse: "Ah! Ma è Ronco!"

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              • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

                io non l'ho capito perchè ridete?
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                • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

                  Originariamente inviato da alex.bellux Visualizza il messaggio
                  io non l'ho capito perchè ridete?
                  perchè è un sito dove la maggior parte delle persone sono degli allupati che cercano chissà che cosa...
                  E tutti quelli che non sono degli allupati sono quelli che li prendono per il culo XD
                  Prese il calice, lo alzò, rese grazie, bevve e disse: "Ah! Ma è Ronco!"

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                  • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

                    a tempo perso ho provato pure io....

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                    che cojonata

                    chissà che voleva dire con " işte bende onu diyom sok götune fapfapfap"
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                    • Re: Il 3d delle caxxate 5!!! &quot;caxxate senza confini!!!&quot;

                      Stranger: french?
                      You: no,italian
                      You: you?
                      Stranger: hello
                      You: hi
                      Stranger: chinese
                      Stranger: i want to find french
                      You: so go at the gay pride

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