Re: Il 3d delle caxxate.
č, presa dal libro Nutella nutellae?? stupendo ce l'ho...
Originariamente inviato da borkia
>>>The very story of Cappuccetto Red
>>>
>>>One mattin Cappuccet Red's mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this
>>>cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv!
>>>And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
>>>Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol,
>>>with the cest.
>>>Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
>>>incontered the lup, who dissed:
>>>"Hi! Piccula piezz'egirl! 'Ndove do you go?".
>>>"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
>>>sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she
>>>dissed.
>>>"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that
>>>had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
>>>And so the lup dissed:
>>>"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
>>>And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn 's House.
>>>Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
>>>her sentier in the forest.
>>>The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after
>>>saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
>>>dentier, he indossed the ridicol night beret and fikked himself in the
>>>let. When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and
>>>entered.
>>>But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but
>>>the lup, ricord?) dissed:
>>>"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
>>>And the nonn-lup:
>>>"Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
>>>"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,
>>>wasn't she?).
>>>Then she dissed:
>>>"But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?".
>>>"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed
>>>the nonn-lup.
>>>Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
>>>"But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
>>>And the nonn- lup:
>>>"Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
>>>And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
>>>"But what big dents you have!".
>>>And the lup, at this point dissed:
>>>"It is to magn you better!".
>>>And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
>>>But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
>>>cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
>>>"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
>>>And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a
>>>terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed
>>>till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed
>>>the lup.
>>>Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
>>>tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
>>>And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and
>>>guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.
>>>The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
>>>And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
>>>
>>>One mattin Cappuccet Red's mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this
>>>cest to the nonn, but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv!
>>>And torn prest! Good luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
>>>Cappuccett didn't cap very well this ultim thing but went away, da sol,
>>>with the cest.
>>>Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
>>>incontered the lup, who dissed:
>>>"Hi! Piccula piezz'egirl! 'Ndove do you go?".
>>>"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of a
>>>sacc of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she
>>>dissed.
>>>"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul that
>>>had) dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc.
>>>And so the lup dissed:
>>>"Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."
>>>And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn 's House.
>>>Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for
>>>her sentier in the forest.
>>>The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after
>>>saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon. Then, after sputing the
>>>dentier, he indossed the ridicol night beret and fikked himself in the
>>>let. When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and
>>>entered.
>>>But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but
>>>the lup, ricord?) dissed:
>>>"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".
>>>And the nonn-lup:
>>>"Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".
>>>"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,
>>>wasn't she?).
>>>Then she dissed:
>>>"But...what big okks you have! Do you bisogn some collir?".
>>>"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed
>>>the nonn-lup.
>>>Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm:
>>>"But what big oreks you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".
>>>And the nonn- lup:
>>>"Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".
>>>And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:
>>>"But what big dents you have!".
>>>And the lup, at this point dissed:
>>>"It is to magn you better!".
>>>And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.
>>>But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent
>>>cacciator of frod sented all and dissed:
>>>"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".
>>>And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a
>>>terr many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed
>>>till that moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed
>>>the lup.
>>>Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and
>>>tired fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).
>>>And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and
>>>guadagned honestly a sacc of solds.
>>>The nonn magned tutt the leccornies that were in the cest.
>>>And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
Su questo forum ho scoperto che anche un uomo puň soffrire di crisi 
years ago, at the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
, su suggerimento della Fata dalla Forfora Azzurra, aveva aperto una comunita' di recupero dove Biancaneve aveva portato sua sorella tossicomane, conosciuta come Bucaneve (che famiglia: una con le mele, una con le pere... 
); erano inoltre presenti la suddetta Bella Addormentata, la Bestia con l'insonnia (che se non approfittava di un colpo di sonno della Bella, ma quando la rimorchiava?) ed infine il nano drogato. Bucolo, datempo entrato nella Galleria di Anita Garibaldi, il tunnel dell'eroina, nonche' sempre presente in tribuna al Campo di Calcio di Pantelleria: era all'ultimo stadio. Cappuccino Rosso riceveva per la comunita' molti aiuti esterni: aveva avuto da Ali' Ladrone quaranta baba'; da Pollicino un televisore piccolissimo; ed anche Ezechiele Lupo, passando alla guida di una ruspa, aveva promesso che sarebbe presto ritornato con dei porcellini. Uno di questi tre, tale Gimmy, mostro' alla comunita' il piano di difesa contro Ezechiele, al che Cappuccino Rosso, che i porcellini li voleva, pur fingendosi imparziale, gli auguro' un grandissimo "In bocca al lupo!", rivelando per chi facesse il tifo e, dopo aver congedato Gimmy, cerco'di scongedarlo per mangiarselo subito. L'amico abbronzatissimo di Aladino, il Genio della Lampada, regalo' alla comunita' tre desideri. Del primo dei Desideri, gia' giocatore della Roma e dell'Inter, non gliene frego' niente a nessuno; il secondo desiderio di Cappuccino Rosso fu Kim Basinger nuda sul suo letto in perenne stato di eccitazione sessuale, che con la comunita' non c'entrava molto, ma egli disse: "ora o mai piu'" 
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